when i was younger, i'd put my arms in my shirt and told people i lost my arms. i would restart the video game whenever i knew i was going to loose. i would sleep with all the stuffed animals so none of them would get offended. i had that one pen with 6 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once. i would wait behind a door to scare someone, but soon leave because they were taking too long or i had to pee. i used to think that the moon folowed my car. i would watch those two drops of rain roll down window and pretend it was a race. i used to swallow fruit seeds and get scared to death that a tree was going to grow up in my tummy.
remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up? what were we thinking?